Department of NonsenseEstablished 2026 · Form 27-B
Department
of Nonsense
Pull my finger.
A federal department with a seal, a filing system, and eight divisions. It has never once helped anyone. Shirts are issued by division, to the people each division concerns.
Section 01 · Divisions
Eight divisions. One department.
Each division is responsible for one corner of ordinary life and has accomplished nothing in it. Shirts are filed accordingly.
Nursing Division
For those who have been on their feet since before you woke up.
Fishing Division
Records the one that got away. Does not verify it.
Coffee Division
No decisions before the second cup. Departmental policy.
Trades Division
It was a two-hour job. It is day three.
Parenting Division
Currently operating beyond capacity.
Teaching Division
Supplies not included. They never were.
Grilling Division
One person cooks. Four people advise.
Running Division
The Division does not recognise the phrase "just a 5K".
Section 02 · Notice
On the matter of what we sell.
Shirts. Printed when ordered, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is wasted. Priced so that buying one is not a decision you need to think about.
Every garment carries the Department’s label inside the collar, which states the country of origin, the size, the material, and that the item is not certified for serious use.
No garments are available at this time.
Complaints: not accepted.