Department of Nonsense

Department of Nonsense · Division

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Nursing Division

For those who have been on their feet since before you woke up.

Established to acknowledge the twelve-hour shift, the missed lunch, and the patient in bed four who is doing fine, actually. The Division has no authority to shorten shifts and has never claimed otherwise.

Concerns: Nurses, techs, and anyone who has worked a twelve-hour shift.

Issued garments

NO GARMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THIS DIVISION.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.

A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.