Department of Nonsense · Division

Nursing Division
For those who have been on their feet since before you woke up.
Established to acknowledge the twelve-hour shift, the missed lunch, and the patient in bed four who is doing fine, actually. The Division has no authority to shorten shifts and has never claimed otherwise.
Concerns: Nurses, techs, and anyone who has worked a twelve-hour shift.
Issued garments
NO GARMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THIS DIVISION.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.
A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.
A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.
Department of Nonsense


