Department of Nonsense

Department of Nonsense · Division

Trades Division seal

Trades Division

It was a two-hour job. It is day three.

Oversees all projects described as quick, estimates given verbally, and trips to the hardware store numbered two or higher. The Division does not issue completion dates.

Concerns: Anyone who owns more tools than they can currently locate.

Issued garments

NO GARMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THIS DIVISION.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.

A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.