Department of Nonsense · Division

Parenting Division
Currently operating beyond capacity.
Handles bedtime negotiations, snack-related disputes, and the question "why" when asked for the ninth consecutive time. The Division is understaffed and will remain so.
Concerns: Parents. That is the whole qualification.
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Department of Nonsense


