Department of Nonsense

Department of Nonsense · Division

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Parenting Division

Currently operating beyond capacity.

Handles bedtime negotiations, snack-related disputes, and the question "why" when asked for the ninth consecutive time. The Division is understaffed and will remain so.

Concerns: Parents. That is the whole qualification.

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NO GARMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THIS DIVISION.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.

A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.