Department of Nonsense · Division

Coffee Division
No decisions before the second cup. Departmental policy.
Responsible for the period between waking and the first cup, during which no Departmental business may be conducted and no questions may be asked.
Concerns: Anyone who does not speak before the first cup.
Issued garments
NO GARMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THIS DIVISION.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.
A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.
A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.
Department of Nonsense


