Department of NonsenseDepartment of Nonsense · Division
Running Division
The Division does not recognise the phrase "just a 5K".
Responsible for early starts, questionable weather, and the distance you said you would do versus the distance you did. Both are recorded.
Concerns: Runners, and people who intend to start Monday.
Issued garments
NO GARMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THIS DIVISION.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.
A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.
THE MATTER IS UNDER REVIEW.
A DATE HAS NOT BEEN SET.
